#FiveWordsToRuinADateWithAFarmer

So I’m not sure how many listeners are following this season’s The Bachelor on ABC which began last week but the Bachelor is Chris Soules a corn and soybean farmer from Iowa. I’ve been watching it just to see the women’s perception of him and their impression of farming.
Yesterday on social media’s Twitter I started following the # FiveWordsToRuinADateWithAFarmer — I’m sharing some of these tweets with you — well because they will make you chuckle and am betting that before the season is over we will hear at least a few of these from the bachelorettes vying for the Iowa bachelor’s attention. Anyone hoping to marry a farmer or rancher in the future may want to remember to avoid these phrases.

 

I don’t get up early.

You must be so rich.

We can vacation in October.

I can’t live without Starbucks

Gluten is killing the world.

I work for the EPA.

Why do you need bulls?

Who is this, “John Deere”?

Why do you work holidays?

What’s so important about tractors?

I don’t wanna get dirty.

Do you grow organic alfalfa?

I don’t like dirt roads.

And my personal favorite …

Let’s Go Eat at Chipolte.