6-21 FB Krista Cow

 Some stories just invite double entendres and pun punishment, but this one takes the beef cake.  Actually, it's more about hot chicks except instead of chickens the "ladies" prefer to be called fat cows.  Confused  by all this nonsense, I'll try and explain.  Hi, I'm David Sparks and last Thursday night in Germany the annual Holstein bovine beauty pageant was held and Krista recaptured her 2009 crown, or in this case, an ornate sash.  No, I haven't hefted too many Heffeweisers or shot too many shnapps, they actually do choose Deutchland's Prettiest Cow each and every year.  I'll have more in a minute.

 Forget Germany's Next Top Model and Heidi Klum. This week, the German gaze was trained on the country's most beautiful cow. "Krista" became the envy of bovine beauty queens across the land when she won the grand prize at the 2011 German Holstein Show, her second time to take the pageant's top honor.

Krista successfully defended her 2009 title against a field of much heavier competition than that faced by most other beauty contestants. Of some two million hopeful dairy dames, just over 200 were chosen to lock horns over the grand prize, which comes complete with a trophy and cow-sized sash. Eight finalists strutted their stuff for a panel of jurors in the northern German city of Oldenburg on Thursday night. But it was Krista, described by juror Matthias Zens as "a perfect Holstein," who won over the jury with her professional demeanor and pleasing physique.