05/05/08 Farmer Takes A Wife

Hi ho the dairy oh, the farmer takes a wife. In the realm of reality TV this could be a major, albeit humorous, challenge. I myself have always in the past turned up my nose at reality TV programming of any kind, but I have to admit "Farmer Wants a Wife", which premiered April 30thon the CW network, has peaked my curiosity. There is nothing quite as satisfying and down right thigh slapping funny as watching "big city" gals get their dainty Prada shod feet dirty in&. well you know what in. As one contestant found out the day she arrived, fresh cow patties can be "a might deep" and "a might warm"! One poor contestant seems to have Paris Hilton's lifestyle and that of a farm wife confused stating that her impressions of a farm wife lifestyle could be wonderful, "going to polo matches, and a farmer's wife doesn't work, she has people who work for her". A farm wife's life wonderful, yes, polo matches and house servants, generally not! Contestant Josie though asks Farmer Matt's mom whether the toilets flush normally or you have to hold the handle down. Hmm&.she's got my vote.