No Eggo

Oh my gosh, what are we all going to do?  The recent announcement of a nation wide shortage of Kellogg’s Eggo Waffles has resulted in several grocery stores rationing out the toaster sized breakfast food and even going so far as to place warning notices in their frozen foods section. People any where from the age of ten to eighty are facing their morning with wide eyed alarm. Relax, there’s no need for panic. Take a deep breath, open that kitchen cupboard and look way back in the back. See it, that’s a waffle iron. Ingenious little gadget really, invented clear back in 1869. By plugging it into nearly any kitchen outlet, letting it heat up, and then pouring in batter consisting of milk, flour, egg, butter, and baking powder, (all still readily available at your local grocer thanks to our nation’s farmers), you yourself can create your very own homemade Eggo, ergo, waffle. Who knows, maybe you will even get to like the make it yourself variety of breakfast. Ultimately it could lead to the make it yourself lunch and dinner.